Call Me Mel

[Call Me Mel]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Paladin: (Half-Orc), we’ve burned down a temple together, tamed a basilisk together, and we have a giant green wolf. Would we lie to you?

Half-Orc: Yes.

Druid: He’s not wrong…

[Call Me Mel]

[Call Me Mel]

[pissvortex]

just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up

[pissvortex]

[burn-away-the-flags--begin-again]

[Call Me Mel]

[vampireapologist]

I just passed someone pointing at their black boots and saying very firmly “it IS gay the shoes make it gay” and I said “it’s true” as I passed and they turned to their friend and said “SEE” and I’m just glad I could be helpful

[linguisticparadox]

I love those moments when I get to be a helpful NPC

[vampireapologist]

This is EXACTLY it. I was an NPC

[Call Me Mel]

Opium addict?

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Note- All this is out of character chat.

Me, playing as a human cleric: Hey, druid. You’re character name is Poppy, right?

A eladrin druid: Yeah?

Me: Is she like, an opium addict? You do know poppies can be made into opium, right? 

Druid: Oh my god. Shut up.

Me, pretending to be the druid IC: “Human! Use these poppies to create some opium! It’s 9 o'clock and I need my fixing!”

Druid: I’m going to murder you…

Me: Does she call her tent the opium den too?

DM: … Is it canon now that Poppy is an opium addict?

Druid: … Only if I’m a drug lord and sell opium on the side.For my spring personality, okay!

DM: Deal.

Me, pretending to be a news reporter: “Spring has once again have arrived for our fair content and the war on opium has increased ten fold!”

[Call Me Mel]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: You open the door and see two creatures -
BARBARIAN: I close the door and don’t see them anymore.

[Call Me Mel]

[thebootydiaries]

you: *opens my audio biography*

me: hi welcome to my audio biography.. chapter 1.. [begins screaming for 4 hours]

[Call Me Mel]

[coolcatgroup]

Look at this fluffy tug boat 🚣‍♀️😹 toot toot

[coolcatgroup]

Can anyone do the thing with this pic and photoshop her drifting on water like a boat

[icanspeaktocats]

is *this* what you had in mind

[coolcatgroup]

TOOT TOOT

[Call Me Mel]

[6woofs]

Awoo

[thedeathoftrust]

shout out to the beautiful snowy baby standing right in the camera who just AAARGGHHRRAHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH instead of howling like the others

[umblrgumblr]

@kelagon

[Call Me Mel]

[thestonecuttersguild]

Peasant Cottage part 2: carving blocks.

1. Start by drawing out your block pattern, including windows. For this piece, the two windows in the front will be the only ones, since the back of the cottage will be partially buried.

2. Using a sharp X-acto, retrace your lines. If your blade isn’t sharp, it will tear the foam, which ruins the look. It’ll look like torn foam, rather than block.

3. Using a pencil, I use a dull pencil, open up the cuts by retracing them. This will give your walls some depth, and begin to look 3D.

4. Next I cut the windows out and pulled them aside. I’ll get back to them in a bit.

5. Texturing your wall. I use a piece of plastic rock terrain. You can also use a jagged rock. Bread and Wargames says he uses a ball of aluminum foil. Press the rock into the wall. Smash it. Twist it. The texture you are adding will look great once painted.

6. Last I push a few blocks in, trimmed some blocks back, chipped some of them. This step is making the walls look more irregular, and less professionally laid. Again, it’ll look good painted.